Amy Schumer Teaches Us How to Get Off an Inflatable Flamingo and It's Predictably Hilarious
Kelly & Ryan Play BeanBoozled (July 2019).
From dolphin watching on a yacht with Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn to becoming a fur mommy with her fella, Amy Schumer is definitely living her best life. There's clearly a few tips (or five!) we can nab from her fabulousness — like, oh, say, how to set things on FIYAH (or, ya know, scare a few dates away) on Tinder — and this weekend, she gave us one more item to add to that growing list: how to get off an inflatable flamingo. Honestly, who hasn't struggled with that very thing at one point or another?!
Posting a pic to her Instagram account which shows her taking advantage of a cool pool while ever-so-gracefully enjoying a ride on a giant floating flamingo, Amy kept it real with her sunnies askew, hat quirked to the side and legs akimbo. "Paparazzi are everywhere," she said. For some odd reason, this adorably clumsy snap feels slightly more relatable than a glamorized Kylie pool-side post — just saying!
But seriously, staying on those floppy floaties ain't easy, and getting off of them? Even harder. Thankfully, we have Amy around to show us how it's done.
In what she calls an "Instructional video how to get off a flamingo raft #roadmanager vid cred," Amy's vid showcases her expertly maneuvering off the floatation device with ease. The trick seems to be crawling, oh-so carefully, onto a stable surface before rolling, rolling rolling (no Limp Bizkit puns intended) back onto solid ground.
Comedian, actress, super bestie and now floating flamingo exit instructor? Is there anything Amy CAN'T do?
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